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So an Embryo being freed

So an Embryo, being freed from that vegetable life which it enjoyed in the mother’s womb, obtains another more perfect life, by its birth and coming into the light of the world.

They wasn’t sure what to make of themselves. They’d been inflated with self esteem but no overflow valve.

Any idiot could see they were living in a fantasy world of their own makings.

But they had seminal endearing properties. Two bits on the barrelhead. Time for cheese and crackers.

Last smoke


Jean d’Arc of the covenant. It had the hallmark of the perfect crime, like the haymarket rackets and the october revolution; beauty is in the eye of the beast. The giant behemoth is the apple of the bride’s eye though he was fond of talking to himself under a bushel of leavings from the hayday of our culture.

In the days that are forgotten.

The Undertaking

I have done one braver thing
Than all the Worthies did;
And yet a braver thence doth spring,
Which is, to keep that hid.

It were but madness now to impart
The skill of specular stone,
When he, which can have learn’d the art
To cut it, can find none.

So, if I now should utter this,
Others—because no more
Such stuff to work upon, there is—
Would love but as before.

But he who loveliness within
Hath found, all outward loathes,
For he who colour loves, and skin,
Loves but their oldest clothes.

If, as I have, you also do
Virtue in woman see, 1
And dare love that, and say so too,
And forget the He and She;

And if this love, though placèd so,
From profane men you hide,
Which will no faith on this bestow,
Or, if they do, deride;

Then you have done a braver thing
Than all the Worthies did;
And a braver thence will spring,
Which is, to keep that hid.

Mountain Bride

The story of a luscious hill girl who started a feud when she gave her heart to a city man.  Rhonda Fleming and Joseph Cotton also star in other stories by Peggy Gaddis, available from Cameo Books in a plain brown wrapper.

Whittled down

I was whittled down to one four-character domain, following all the princes of history.

Here was the woman who drove them mad as hatters while tightening the band. She had ten galleons of fortitude and a honeycomb smile worth its wait in sixpacks.

Coolio on Janet Jackson in the Super Bowl

From the February 2, 2004, edition.

damm yomama

her new album drops next week. coincidence? i think nay. and yes, this was part of the act. supposedly MTV as well as CBS knew about it.

It’s too bad that Shania Twain performed at the Superbowl LAST YEAR.

I’ve seen better in National Geographic! This ho is a skanky has-been!!!

omg that is going to leave me a very horrible thought

Yeah i saw that shit when it happened, i was like “HOT DAMN,DID I JUST SEE JANETS TIT POP OUT, OR AN I REALLY FN DRUNK?”

The one tit is not really happy there, its all misshapen and uncomfortable-looking. Definately NOT attractive at all. How embarrassing for everyone who looked on.

Piss poor. This was a bad display. I am glad the FCC will be doing something about this.

That was definitely staged; why else would she have had a pasty covering her nipple???? But, it’s always nice to see a celebrities goods!!! Glad I was taping the Superbowl…

nicebuds: could rip it to DivX please 🙂

The TV stations here in Belgium didn’t broadcast the Superbowl and this edition appears to be the best in years.

thank god in brazil we never watch superbowl

they have the movie,some pics and the gif of it.

It was sorat funny cause the lyrics of the song where “gonna get naked by the end of this song” then he rips her bra. Funny eh?

Well, a Jackson flashing a jong boy.

Nothing new.

ROFL gridfox!!! 😀

What the hell is going on with the world!?!? If they can show such obscenity on TV, then I guess Playboy TV is not really “adults only”, is it?! YIKES!!!!!!

so you got to see a nipple on tv for less then a second. It nothing that you haven’t seen before (espically if you are a regular visitor to this site)

I’m failing to see the huge problem with this, i mean it’s nothing, the victoria secrect show has more nudity.

Regardless of what you think of her breast, if it was staged or not, or even her weirdness, it is strange that visitors or regulars to this site would call it obscene or seek censorship. Oh, that’s right you just accidentally happened to have found this site.

hot damn!!! the tity looks all sick itself, she should take it in, see if the docs can get some descent color back into it. Either that she’s been taking her titties to the same doc, her brother has been seeing for his plastic fake ass face….

i can’t believe michael jackson, he’s so crazy, showing his tit to that young boy justin

Thats got to hurt. I thought it was a pasty, not a gigantic nipple ring when i saw it live. I think Timberlake did it on purpose as he reached for it and pulled the shirt off. I don’t think she expected it because she looked stunned and covered it right away.

SHIT Within no time she will walk the same path like her bro

can anybody crack this site: www.christina-model.com. take a look at those cans!

jacko wacko syndrome has spread to the siblings

Don’t know or care if it was planned but it isn’t pretty.

eeeeww thats the nastiest looking boob I’ve ever seen!

if her boob is nice or not, janet jackson was brave in my eyes. it’s pure bigotry to rant over her performance. US citizens really seem to be locked up in a very narrow state of mind

i dislike piercings and do not favour riveted leather clothes. but i also hate taboos of every kind. my two year old learned the word “dog shit” today because – i think i’t useful for him!

so go punish her for her deeds, you will make her a hero of freedom in my eyes. i think she knew what she did.

and, michael, you lost a lot of credibility in criticising her.

Tho U.S. broadcasters ARE ultra conservative about female nipples during the family viewing hour. Ironic if one considers the primary purpose of said nipples.

Is that what U find narrow minded?

Yeah Luc you fuckin suck

What a business woman…. our kind of chick! She proves beyond a reasonable doubt that sex is and will continue to be the strongest force in human kind that can sell just about anything…in her case her upcoming record~.

Book of Ether. Chapter 1

 

Let’s lay our cards on the table. Either you’ll die laughing at this fitting fable for our simple times, when all’s white with the world, and black is the color of my true love’s heir, or not. Rue not the sprue.

Osama bin one bad motherfucker, gotta give him that. Counted coup big time on yonder seaboard. Or so they say. Himself disclaims credit. Ancient history now.

Inland, from beyond the Bitterroot to the frontiers of the Flathead, tribes were called to cache in their buffalo chips. “Listen up yo captains of industry. May God grant you the grace to suck up your forty pieces.”

I stopped by the beauty salon to say goodbye to my wife.

To speak ballistically, and in all hottentotitude, those baden-baden mothfoggers are marching to their own drummer, all dumbed up on sanctity and god bless America, god damn it to fucking hell. Are you beginning to get the point? United we stand with a bird in the hand.

By fucking Osama we have slipped the bonds of Echelon and thrown Carnivore a tasty fiche for its quarterly report. Saint Bill of the Gates will claim his pound of flesh, but it’s two hundred percent deductible. We gonna give him a plutonium enema. Right upside the head. Okay, slow down before we get a bust, if you wood get my drift.

Now is the time for all of us half-bad men to consult their palm pilots, and make like Samson in all his glories. Women mutatis mutandis, or, as they say downtown, nematodes to the Monroe Doctrine.